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Art work concept by
George Izquierdo
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Cory Callender
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"Combines the two greatest stories ever told!"
Rev. Ivan Stang
Author, "Revelation X" Founder, SubGenius Foundation
"If Elvis really isn't dead, this will kill him."
Tony Kornheiser
Columnist, Washington Post & Author "Pumping Irony"
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"A strong and warped sense of humor." James Howard
The Fresno Bee
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"Strange and hysterical, but then, so was Elvis." Mike Harden
Scripps Howard News Service
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"...most original contribution to the Elvis home library
in lo, these many years."
Susan Larson
Book Editor New Orleans Times-Picayune
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"In the beginning was the War and the War was with God and
the War was God...
And out of the dust of the War,
God made the first man, Beaver, and into him
breathed
the Breath of Life."
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Thus begins Louie Ludwig's pithy, profound and hilarious book,
The Gospel of Elvis.
The Gospel explores the life and times of the King
of Rock and Roll in a new wiseguy translation of King James English.
Piously tonge in cheek, it tells the tale of how a boy from the
poorest village of the land of Plenty became the priest-king of the
whole World.
Read the exploits of the King and the prophets who preceeded him:
Brother (Buddy Holly), Luke (Hank Williams) and the Duck
(Chuck Berry). Follow Him as He rises to fame and power, and is
finally betrayed to the wiles of the deceitful Snake (Tom Parker).
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This is the genuine Gospel of Elvis edited by renown
Elvisian scholar Solomon B. T. Church, sold on the streets at
Mardi Gras (see link below) and featured at the
1995 Frankfurt Book Fair.
Now the true story of America's rebel King has been pulished in a
new edition by the Summit Publishing Group and is available from
your local bookseller or directly from S.B.T.M.C.
GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR OF THE 21st CENTURY'S HOTTEST FAITH!
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To order The Gospel of Elvis by mail,
send check or M.O. for $9.95 plus $2.55 s/h to:
S.B.T.M.C., c/o 409 Elise Ave. Metairie, LA 70003-3849
S.B.T.M.C./Zymondo is the ONLY authorized Web vendor for
Summit's publication of
Accept no substitutes! Embrace no heresies!
Unsolicited Plug:
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While we don't specifically endorse or condemn any particular
expression of devotion to the King, we do confess curiosity
regarding K-tel Records disc, "The Legend Lives Forever," a
collection of Elvis songs sung in Latin by a Dr. Ammondt.
Is this a) for real? b) any good? Do we really need to thrill
to such favorites as
Non adamare non possum
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There's always more to come so ORDER NOW!!
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